Just for Fun - Poorly Explain What You Do

This question came across my Facebook page and some of the answers made me giggle out loud and I thought it would be fun to play here. I'll start.

I wait in my house while people take turns to come through my front door and sit down next to me and touch my equipment. I tell them to do it again until it sounds nicer. I also tell them what the dots are and hope they remember next time.

I sit in front of a machine and try to make numbers and letters show up on the TV. I also wait for this black box to make a ringing noise. Other people stand in front of bigger machines, some try to make them make noise when they hit metal.

I sit on airplanes and in airports. I stare at and type a lot on my phone. I try to find the least bad food at airports. Occasionally I leave the airport to talk with actual people for 2-3 hours. Somewhere else, stuff gets made and sold.